To the tune of: O Christmas Tree (O Tannenbaum)
O Questionnaire, O Questionnaire,
It's worth a shiny house point.
O Questionnaire, O Questionnaire,
All you will need's a ballpoint.
We sent it out a week ago.
What to improve we'd like to know.
O Questionnaire, O Questionnaire,
It's worth a shiny house point.
O Questionnaire, O Questionnaire,
We're grateful for the ones we've seen.
O Questionnaire, O Questionnaire,
To see some more, we are real keen.
It won't take long to fill it in.
Give Mr Leeds a great big grin:
He'd love to get a few more in,
By this December Fourteen.